Waiter at the Mexican restaurant: What would you like to drink?
Me: Umm...hmm...well...
Waiter: How about a margarita! We have an excellent margarita with [fill in the blank with excellent stuff because I don't know and I wasn't paying attention]. It's only four dollars more but if you're going to buy a margarita, you might as well buy a good one!
Me: Wait, only four dollars more than the $5.99 house margarita? Are you kidding me? That's a meal.
Waiter: Ah, well, haha...uh...
Me: I'll take the house margarita. Frozen with salt.
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2 comments:
Your such a smart ass Andi! Very funny LOL!
Ha! You wish it went that smoothly! I believe you are leaving out some details... :-P
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