Ways my life isn't like movies/tv/teen magazines made me think it would be:

My high school didn't really have lockers. I feel like that knocks out whole genres right there.

I've never been to a pool party.

I haven't fallen in love at first sight.

Not one of my friends drives a convertible.

I never went to a Greek party in college.

My friends and I have never had a regular burger joint to hang out in.

Road trips never seem to live up to all the hype.

I never went in a boy's dorm room.

Friends don't climb through my bedroom window.