Wednesday, September 17, 2008

work may be hazardous to my health

There seems to be a very real chance that I will develop Black Lung at work. Every day I have to wear latex gloves to do my work, and by the end of the day they are coated in coal dust. Sometimes I sneeze a lot. Occasionally my snot looks like the snot of someone who has spent all day in subway stations. If I develop a cough I may have to wear a mask, and then I will feel like a freak at the office. I don't want that.

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