Oh Oprah

Ryan helped Oprah Winfrey with her luggage. Oprah Winfrey. She has her dogs with her. Today she's headed up to Taos to hang out at Julia Roberts' ranch. Look at me- I have the inside scoop on Oprah! He's going to call me back when he sees her again. Then he's going to get the both of us invited out to Chicago to become her adopted heirs. Or wherever it is she actually lives.

Speaking of which, many years ago the National Enquirer ran a story on all of Oprah's houses. She had one in Tesuque. Or at least her manager did or something. Anyway, the NE photographer didn't drive up the road far enough, and instead took a picture of my aunt's house. You could see the barbecue out in front of the garage and everything.

Update: We were a little off on the Taos trip. She had already been up there to visit Julia. Now she's headed toward California and the Oscars. Even more exciting, Ryan saw her some more. In fact, he accidentally barged into a room and found her with her entourage having her hair and makeup done. He was told to get something out of a hotel room that was supposed to be empty, but they forgot to tell him they'd moved Ms. Winfrey in. He had to apologize profusely and the manager had to explain the mistake to her people. Because you can't just barge into Oprah's room like that. She's Oprah.