I love jokes.

And these are my favorite kinds of jokes. Yes, I'm taking these directly from a forwarded email, but I don't even care because they're funny! So enjoy.

o What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
Patty O'Furniture.

o What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
Sham rock.

o When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
When it is a French fry.

o What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
Some poor horse is going barefoot.

o Why did the elephant wear his green sneakers instead of his red ones?
His red ones were in the wash.

o Why is a river rich?
Because it has two banks.

o Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
He couldn't afford plane fare.

o What do you call a diseased Irish criminal?
A leper con.

o What do you call a leprechaun's vacation home?
A lepre-condo!

o What do you call a leprechaun with a sore throat?
A streprechaun!

o What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!

o What's an Irishman who keeps bouncing off walls called?
Rick O'Shea.